Too Hot for a Fluff

Weather here in sunny North Myrtle Beach is overwhelming. Makes just breathing and walking out to the yard a real chore. Mom's stopped taking me to work as she feels that I might have a heat stroke walking from the car into her office. I guess I'll just have to continue lounging in the air conditioned house, watching Blossom. It's just too hot for the fluff. It's not easy being beautiful.

Unemployed Therapy Dog

Blossom seems to be uprooting me from my job as therapy dog . . . she passed the 1st part of the therapy dog certification test on the first night of class (I'm now taking my 3rd round of classes) Annoying. However, I feel morally obligated to disclose her few problem behaviors to the world . . . so that I will feel better about myself. BLOSSOM IS A SHOPLIFTER! Yes, that's right. She was caught wandering through Food Lion on the fourth of July AFTER she made an escape from the owner. Sure, she was frightened by the evil children that set off cherry bombs and she pulled the owner down a flight of stairs, causing her leash to break(I think someone had been chewing it a little :) . . . .but then . . . SHE REFUSED TO COME WHEN CALLED . .. and then she was found 3 hours later and about 2 miles away . . . shoplifting inside the Food Lion. I mean I've done some naughty things . . . but I've never caused the owner to have panic attacks and significant trauma. Yet . .. . they still give Blossom cookies. They would have sent me off to an intensive boarding and training school for rehab if I had pulled that stunt. But no .... dogs with tails have much easier lives.

Deja Vu

Hmmmm . . . slightly repetitive. My owner is absolutely clueless on how to blog. What an embarrassment. Oh by the way .... tomorrow I'm going to tell you the story of Blossom's GREAT ESCAPE or "How Blossom almost caused the owner to have cardiac arrest". . .

Corgis Gone Wild

Just another example of the many abuses that I must endure on a daily basis. Please no more Mommy and Me swim classes. I beg you.

The Swimming Corgi . . .

This is an example of the abuse that occurs on a regular basis in my home.

Lazy Dog Days of Summer

So, I've been busy this summer. Doing some swimming. Assisting Blossom in learning to be a bad dog. I've stopped blogging as I've realized that I don't get cookies for doing it. As every owner of a corgi knows, if food is not given as a reward . . . then the corgi defiance will return. Yawwnn. I think I'll go nap.