I need a raise

Just back from a vacation . . . I've been told i'll be working on Monday , Wednesday and Friday. Don't know if I believe this or not. Also, I've been told that i have to have more frequent grooming. Self-esteem was hurt on that one. Also, my raise has not been approved. I'm asking for ten more cookies a day. I'm willing to jump through small hula hoops for this but as of yet, no response from the management.

Corgi Seeks Employment

Short, rotund corgi frequently mistaken for a pot-bellied pig seeks new employment as a therapy dog. Must actually make it into the office. Will work for food. Loves children and longs to make it back to the play therapy room. Promises not to eat puppets anymore or dollhouse people. Will be really good. Please.

Corgi