Herding Blossom

Herding the new dog like sheep is fun. Especially in the house. Everyone's commenting on her good behavior . . . well . .. it seems as if I'm being compared to Blossom quite a bit. Corgis don't like to be compared to others . . . especially in areas of height. My obedience might not be as effective but at least I don't have a tail the size of a peacock. And I haven't stolen one slipper today. Also, I don't mean to tattle but Blossom has been sleeping on the couch and she often stares at the ferrets.

Blossom Speaks

Blossom has come to live with me. I was nervous at first . . . but . . .well . . . I think I'm handling this very well. I've cleaned out her ears for her . . . played with all her toys . . . and pretended that she is a sheep that needs herding. As far as I can tell, snacks are being given equally . . . but I'll continue to monitor the handing out of cookies. Gotta go . . . I've got to chase Blossom around the dining room table.

What is she up to?

Something is up at the office . . . . my owner purchased a collar that is not my size. While I admit that I have grown somewhat robust over the winter . . . this collar will not fit me. Also, a new matching leash. I have concerns that something is going on. I caught her checking out this website also. . . . http://www.ggrlc.homestead.com/ I'm going to try a little harder to obey and cut back on the begging and squeeking the toys while she's on the phone.

Biker Week at the Beach

Boring Monday. Walked around Conway, SC and rode in the carpool. Got caught drinking owner's coffee. Yawn. Biker week is here and the noise is killing me. I do have sensitive ears. . . I know . . . I'm not allowed to complain about tourism as it brings in revenue to our area. I will smile and try to accept tourists as if they are locals. I will smile and try to accept tourists as if they are locals. I will smile and try to accept tourists as if they are locals. (Repeat until calm). Maybe some emotional eating would help to tame this situation. Where are the doughnuts?

Intruder!!!

FROG in Pool! I want everyone to know .... there's a FROG IN THE POOL! Do not be alarmed . . . I will protect everyone from the evil FROG IN THE POOL. Therapy dog in training or superhero? You be the judge. Gotta go, there's a FROG IN THE POOL!

Emotional Trauma of Haircut

I've been hiding out lately . . . to avoid public ridicule as I got shaved down for the summer. I've definately noticed that without the persuasive power of the fluff that my daily cookie rations are waaaay down. I think that there must be some correlation to cute and amount of cookies received. I looked into counseling for my self-esteem . .. but my insurance doesn't cover counseling that's needed for emotional trauma as the result of a bad haircut. oh my.