Birthday !

Today's my birthday . . . I'll be accepting gifts, cards and cash all day . . .actually anytime. I don't think my owner will be giving me anything. Yesterday was a rough day. I stole a bag of jellybeans. . . . and that's not all. My owner apparently grinds her teeth at night so I also stole her mouth guard and chewed it a little. The look on her face when she caught me was priceless. I also stole a sock. Pretty much anything not bolted down is fair game. I've gotten really good at counter surfing also. Hahahahahahahahaha. The corgi defiance can not be beaten!