Emotional Trauma of Haircut

I've been hiding out lately . . . to avoid public ridicule as I got shaved down for the summer. I've definately noticed that without the persuasive power of the fluff that my daily cookie rations are waaaay down. I think that there must be some correlation to cute and amount of cookies received. I looked into counseling for my self-esteem . .. but my insurance doesn't cover counseling that's needed for emotional trauma as the result of a bad haircut. oh my.