What is she up to?

Something is up at the office . . . . my owner purchased a collar that is not my size. While I admit that I have grown somewhat robust over the winter . . . this collar will not fit me. Also, a new matching leash. I have concerns that something is going on. I caught her checking out this website also. . . . http://www.ggrlc.homestead.com/ I'm going to try a little harder to obey and cut back on the begging and squeeking the toys while she's on the phone.