Tuesday . . . . Out of Dog Food

Yes, we are out of dog food. We have our food delivered and it seems that either they cheated us on the last delivery or someone has been eating more than the daily allotment. I suspect the puppets have something to do with this disaster. I have had to break down and eat cat food so I will not starve to death. Of course, I eat the cat's food everyday but that is not the point. If the food's not delivered by tonight . . . I will have to hunt my own dinner. This will involve crawling inside the couch and searching for potato chip crumbs.