I Should Have Gotten the Day Off ... But No

I had to go with the owner to work on a Saturday . . . not fair. I also had to wear the "therapy dog-in-training" vest that clearly is two sizes too small and held together with a safety pin (someone tried to chew it in half). I did get a couple of chicken nuggets for lunch and a new squeaky toy. I promptly tore out the fluff in protest, knocked over my water and tried to tie my owner up with the leash. I am very talented.